seungcheol: jacob, 19, every single pic was a 80′s themed powerpoint slide. one said “this dude is single and looking for a girl to take on a romantic date”
joshua: joshua, 19, main picture is him with bloated cheeks and the caption “i have 100 tictacs in my mouth #livin like larry”
jeonghan: seth, 20, didn’t even bother cropping his ex out. just drew over her with black snapchat pen and put “this could be you.” bio says “i’m a dentist (i like a clean mouth)”
junhui: chaz, 19, opening pic is him in a fire fighter suit with the caption “ready to eat your ass.” bio is an acrostic poem which spells ‘send nudes.’
hoshi: connor, 18, one picture of him sitting on the ground looking alone. bio reads “mason ramsey is my idol.” his anthem is a mason ramsey song.
wonwoo: drake, 18, mirror pic, he looks sad. bio reads “what’s your favorite restaurant? i’m the biggest disappointment you’ll ever meet and you could do better.”
woozi: zack, 18, no bio. just a picture of him in front a pool with two swords.
dokyeom: isiah, 20, bio reads “people who super like are weird.” super liked me.
mingyu: dawson, 18. bio reads “i’m dawson. i’m a furry with no job, or car. i’m six foot, yeet.”
minghao: christian, 19, pictured in front of a bmw in all gucci clothes. no bio. first message to me was “:)”
seungkwan: carson, 19. posing in a pineapple technicolor suit, flip flops, greasy hair, a cigar hanging out his mouth, on a throne made out of budlight cases. bio reads “i like to think i’m a pretty cool guy.”
vernon: bruce, 18, wear’s floral swimsuit trunks. bio reads “vote for me in 2035 i’ll bring vine back”
dino: ethan, 19, bio reads “what’s up, i’m ethan, i’m 19, and i never fucking learned how to read. aspiring dilf”
